| there's no place like home |
[Dec. 20th, 2009|02:22 am] |
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i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.i live in a happy home.
if you say something enough times, they just might come true. |
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| let 'er rip!!! |
[Dec. 11th, 2009|04:09 am] |
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off off and away!
i was caught in a most unusual and highly embarrassing situation at work today.
my favourite pair of shorts, the black ones, have finally been put to rest. but let me tell you how that came to be.
la di da, alas! i was late for work once again, but this time, it was uber late. rushed out of the house, unaware that the snag on my pants from the fence had caused a tiny slit on my left buttock region. totally oblivious, i rushed to work took my seat and typed away. then lunch time came about, we had decided to go out to novena square today. and that's when one of my colleagues' spotted the tear. they pointed it out after we had reached the carpark for the shopping mall. oh dear hide it hide it. but it was small - then. when we came back from lunch, things [my pants in general] started to fall apart. it had ripped almsot halfway down, and i now had a pretty little butt flap. like a doggy door for my left buttcheek. thank goodness i had enough sense to wear dull black undies today. if not i dont know what i'd have done to myself. possibly get hired to do chinese slapstick variety shows i guess. but oh god oh god. butt flap!!! this righteous hole then made me delve deep into the 90s' era and go all boyband cool on myself. the jacket-round-the-waist fashion stylings of yesteryear!!! it was so ole' skool i should have gone to mambo like that the day before! hahahahaa. all i was missing were some dog tags and a baseball cap pulled sideways. or maybe a visor. hahaha. anyhow tomorrow is another day and i will strive to look for another pair of those shorts at the uniqlo outlets here. i really loved them. dang! things like this can only happen to me. sigh. plus the shorts didnt tear at the seams, it was a right rip, totally sliced in the middle of the clothey bit. no chance of sewing it back together. |
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